All these years of mountain biking and little did we realize HOW WRONG WE WERE. One flick of the leather whips and we were hooked FOREVER. We sold all our mountain bike equipment for horses and stables and hay!! Now we wince when we think of all these trails wasted on mountain bikers who erode everything and take short cuts and crash into hikers-- all the while dressed in those gay bike outfits and scaring the animals. Especially poor Winnie and Apache!!
Bill sez: "I spend all my time at
work dreaming about the next time I get to ride dear Winnie... now I can go up the steepest hill without
breaking a sweat!!"
Kenny sez: "Yeah, just thinking about riding old Apache makes me want to drink another beer...
Now I can go down the scariest singletrack and he will keep me safe!!!"
STOP those mountain bikers from having any more trail access on Mount Burdell than they already do!!!
The vote has been postponed again to April 23. What do Winnie and Apache say to mountain bikers on their trails? "Neighhhhh!!!!"
***Here's a bunch of other trails where you can ride your horses***
San Francisco, Marin Headlands, Tiburon Peninsula
Mount Tamalpais, Pine Mountain, Point Reyes, China Camp, Midpeninsula
East Bay, Henry Coe, Wine Country, Santa Cruz
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