Could it possibly be true??? Here's what the founders of Gatetrails.com have to say in their defense...
Bill sez: "Uhh Uhhh...yeah, I got this one covered...
I'd like to offer anyone a 10 million dollar reward if you can find the despicable villian who spiked my toothpaste...
wait, I know, it must have been those 10,874 corndogs
I ate that morning...
you never can be too sure about those factories... you know what I mean?"
Kenny sez: "Uhh Uhhh... there is, you know, a perfectly simple explanation...
I bet it was that hydrocortisone for my athlete's feet... some of it must have
gotten into the bottle... uh, yeah... science has shown this is just a normal male physiological response
to breathing in too many female hormones in spinning class then going on a bender in South of Market...
it can happen to anybody!!"
Lance Armstrong: "Well I always figured they were on something, but I never would have
guessed it was anything 'performance enhancing!'
When a web page gets too successful, you're going to make some enemies...
I bet those guys on MTB.LIVE.COM are behind this.
They have been
out to get Bill and Kenny every since they overtook them in the Google ranking for the Marin Headlands.
Now that's gotta hurt! "
Barry Bonds: "Yeah, I bet it's the press out to get them, and now they finally got the story they wanted!!
Let us not forget the important work that Bill and Kenny have done bringing trailhead directions and basic profile
information to the mountain biking community."
"But, I don't undastahnd... why don't they have
my favorite trails... like Coyote Shoreline, or Las Galinas Ponds?!?"